it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS
WHAT.
what the fuck did you think it was
I’m honestly convinced tumblr has a combined iq of like 92
I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
Hermione: *plays the trombone*
Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*
Cringing so hard at this blog after 2 years away from it.
“may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- beat-box
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
- striptease
shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HOT WEATHER IFYOU ARE COLD YOU CAN PUT ON MORE AND MORE CLOTHES BUT IF YOU ARE HOT YOU CAN NOT TAKE OFF MANY CLOTHES BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED YOU JUST HAVE TO REMAIN SWEATY AND HOT
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you’ll never know
CAPS LOCK CRACKS ME UP BECAUSE IM SITTING IN MY ROOM WITH A BLANK FACE WHILE TYPING THIS BUT AS YOURE READING IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE IM SHOUTING! BUT IM NOT! IM JUST TYPING
GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate
Awe
how wrong is it that i am laughing hysterically at this